Kyle: [Singing]Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I love you... Mr. Garrison: The Mr. Hankey song, how does that go? Mr. Hankey: You should be wearing socks to sleep Kyle, you're gonna catch a cold. Chef: I'm glad you're here Mr. Hankey, the whole town is about to kill each other. Kenny, would you please climb that ladder and take down the star above the stage? [Dramatic Music] Mr. Hankey: Folks'll gather 'round the fire, sing a song that's from a choir, pretty soon they'll all retire and I'll say howdy ho! Barbrady stops a car. Sit on the toilet here he comes "The Circle of Poo" is a song parodying "The Circle of Life" and "We are One" from The Lion King. Chef: Say, where's Kyle? Music: (happy) Mr. Garrison: Oh God, you're not going to lay that Hanukkah crap on me, are you? On Tuesday she's a bitch! Announcer: Thank you chef. Mr. Broslofski: Sheila, let me handle this. Officer Barbrady: What? Stan: Come on dude, push! Sondr & Keelan Donovan - Swim Lyrics, RADWIMPS - Cocorononaca - Complete Version Lyrics, William Black feat. Mr. Hankey: Howdy ho Chef. Counselor: So try and stay positive, stay away from drugs and alcohol, and in the meantime, I'm going to put you on a heavy regimen of Prozac? Christ. Hankey, the Christmas Poo' by South Park (OST) from English to Swedish Deutsch English Español Français Hungarian Italiano Nederlands Polski Português (Brasil) Română Svenska Türkçe Ελληνικά Български Русский Српски العربية فارسی 日本語 한국어 [On the set of Jesus and Pals] The fighting continues. Kenny has successfully retrieved the star. And the angel said unto them, "fear not, for behold I bring you tidings of great joy. A video montage shows the life cycle of poo with images reminiscent of The Lion King. Kyle: Here, just look more closely at it. Cartman: Let me see! [Laughter] Do the other kids make fun of you? Mr. Broslofski: Now you get to sleep and think about how your poor mother has to clean that bathroom up! Kyle's mom's a bitch and smells a dirty too. We've all heard of Rudolph and his shiny nose And we all know Frosty whose made out of snow But all of those stories seem kind of... gay Counselor: Now I also understand that you're Jewish, is that right Kyle? Get all the lyrics to songs on Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics and join the Genius community of music scholars to learn the meaning behind the lyrics. Kyle: But dad, he always... Baby I'm gonna deck your halls and silent your night. Singers: Sometimes He's runny Mr. Broslofski: Open this door! You see Kyle, sometimes we feel like an outsider, we, we create friends, okay, in our minds, okay. Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo Lyrics South Park – Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo. Kyle: Officer Barbrady! Sheila: So what makes you think he should play Joseph of Aramethea? Mr. Hankey: Stop fightin'! Mr. Hankey: Kyle. The mayor clears her throat. Kyle: Sorry. Ike runs into a table, knocking the Menorah onto his head. I'm a Jew, a lonely Jew, on Christmas. Stan: What, what is this about Christmas poo dude? What kind of sick weirdo are you? Sometimes he's firm Kyle: Say something Mr. Hankey. Nerd: Hmm. Kyle: Yeh, we'll show them! And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree, or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there's something wrong with me. Those are very, very dangerous. Mr. Garrison: So does anybody know any non-Santa or non-Jesus Christmas songs? Nothing happens. He takes another sip, this time noticing a turd in his coffee. Cartman: I'm not fat! Brother: Let's put the fez hat on him. Dance!!! [Kyle's Padded Cell] Sheila: Oh, this could be such a wonderful Christmas play. Kyle: We can too. Chef: What? (happy, happy, happy, everybody's happy). Barbrady ponders for a moment. Here we go. Kyle: Shut up Cartman! Glory to God in the highest, and honor with peace, good will towards men." Announcer: That's right kids, now you can make your very own Mr. Hankey. [Cut to Commercial] Chef opens up the school play with his non-offensive, non-denominational song "I'm Gonna Lay You Down By the Yule Log". Stan steps out from offstage. [City Hall] She's a stupid bitch. It's snowing! Uh oh. Kyle's father begins clapping Jimbo: Oh, come on.... [Silence] But all of those stories seem kind of... gay He takes a sip of his coffee. Stan: See you dude. Mr. Garrison: Oh my lord Kyle! Stan: Yeh. Stan: Kyle, I think you better get home and get some sleep. Camel. Now before I melt away. Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho! Kyle: Friends? Mr. Garrison: You are the Jewish community! [South Park Elementary School] Kenny: Oooh. Hankey’s Christmas Classics,” released on December 1, 1999. She's the biggest bitch In the whole wide world! Cartman: Well Kyle where is he? Kyle: It's true, he doesn't care what faith you are. Stan: The whole town's pissed of at each other, it's really sweet. [Auditorium] `Cause he's a piece of poo Wendy: It's fun. Crowd: Merry Christmas Kyle Broslofski! Kyle: Is it illegal for Jews to eat Christmas snow? The End appears on the screen. [Auditorium] 'Cause he's just clinging to your sphincter His smell and his spirit linger on. Kyle: Oh, okay, but, but don't scare him. Sister: I wish daddy was still alive. Sheila: How about the Dreidel song, boobie? Stan: Hey, come on guys. Mr. Garrison: Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait. Chef: Howdy ho Mr. Hankey. [Bb G F Em C D Ab Am B Dm Bbm Eb E A Abm Gb Ebm] Chords for Mr. Hanky The Christmas Poo Lyrics with capo transposer, play along with guitar, piano, ukulele & mandolin. [Dramatic Music] Did you just throw doodoo at Eric?!? Tis Christ the Lord. Cartman: Don't mind him, he's a very disturbed little boy. The new law states we can't sing any songs having to do with Jesus or Santa Claus. 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